The Blunt Force Gamers Podcast

We play everything. Video, Card, Dice, Board games, then rant about it!

September 24th, 2018    

Acronym death battle

Kazurkan and Game Goblin play acronym battles with Darth Blasphemouse... Why for learnin of course. We talk acronyms from tabletop and online, to on the table with cards. Listen in and enjoy weird sounds, foul language, and some B.F.G. antics.

Opening/closing music, Composed by Game Goblin

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August 12th, 2018    

Orville Fisticuffs

 We took July off since it was just too hot to do anything but melt. But were back, with Fatt Matt ranting and raving about Real fights V.S. Game fights. In the second half we discuss Star Wars... until the Orville becomes a topic...


Opening/closing music, Composed by Game Goblin

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April 29th, 2018    

EA Hate & GM Trap Tips

The guys make some noise once again, venting anger at EA games, then get productive and talk about traps in roleplaying.


Opening/filler music, Composed by Game Goblin (closing by my old friend Psiphy)

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March 11th, 2018    

BFG gets Villainous

Game Goblin, Kazurkan, and Darth Blaspemous sit round table and discuss their favorite villains from everything gaming to movies. Then in the second half the reminisce about recent events they missed over winter and take pot shots at the like of Disney, EA, and Wizards of the coast. And thanks again to Atention Span Games for the advice, this episode now includes a 90% shorter intro! Wheeeeeeeeee!

Please note. Kazurkan decided to sprawl across the couch, which is why it's sounds like he phoned in or something. Bad Kazurkan, bad bad!

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June 18th, 2017    

Episode 08 - E3 (Reeeee3) Super episode!

The Crew goes into E3 overload. 2 friggin hours of E3! What's hot? what's crap? We bring you the goods! Goblin tries to be positive, Narciss fact checks on demand, Kazurkan slams the VR push and Blasphemous sits too close to the microphone. We cover pretty much as many topics as possible on the upcoming games revealed at E3!


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And now on Minds!

June 11th, 2017    

The E3 Crystal Ball!

Despite massive technical problems, we managed to fumble around and get a possibly cursed episode done. This week the gang with special sit-in, Sempai Scar, Predict the next few days of E3 press conferences... poorly. Listen in as Game Goblin drops a load on Microsoft, and attempts to corral everyone to stay on topic. Scar talks about the Japanese gaming scene and then somewhere, someone pulls out a Nintendo switch and everything goes to hell.

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P.s. Some of the few predictions came true... already... yay for delays in publishing this. Sorry.

June 4th, 2017    

Angry rant time!

What happens when angry people need to vent about gaming companys? Listen in, EA, Bethesda, SJWs... Nobody is safe from our venomous truth! Join the BFG crew as they drop steaming piles of truth all over corporate stupidity and moneygrabbing. Bonus! Our podcasts are now 90 minutes long! Now more ranting time for you to enjoy!


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